Boobjour! (boob day?!)
From Faux French land, here are some French themed ideas for your day (tout et la fruit!):
Un) Buy yourself some brie, bread and olives for lunch today and wash it all down with some French red wine, (alternatively, try some of these amazing sounding French foods: saucisson, pomme de terre (apple of the earth, LOVE it), pamplemousse, petit pois – just saying them makes me happy!)
Deux) Listen to some French rap: la belle et la bad boy by MC Solaar being my fav: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwEH6LYr4-U
Trois) Go on strike (now that’s French)
Quatre) Have an affair (it’s a totally normal, free love, mature approach to relationships in le chic France: you know you want to)
Cinq) Buy a red and navy outfit and swan up and down your local waterway smoking a cigarette with plenty of black eye-liner. Tres mysterious.
Six) Read Madame Bovary. I dare you.
Sept) Have a Cannes Party with your friend: dress up, walk the red carpet, take photos of each other, watch some films, have an argument about said films, storm off in a huff, have a love-in reunion, drink loads.
Huit) Have a two hour lunch WITH wine every day. This should be made into a legal requirement: over to you ConservaLibtive-Democrats
Neuf) Only buy French made cars. Renault anyone?
Dix) Do not overly show boobs and legs. Dress classy. Think Carla Bruni (wait, isn’t she Italian...?)
Disclaimer: This is is NO way mocking le French, I love the country and the people! Next to receive the Em treatment: England! (Just to prove I’m not being stereotypical!)
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